Who says life is fair?

Hubby gets ready:

1. Run bath
2. Trim beard
3. Get in bath
4. Use soap
5. Use shampoo
6. Get out of bath
7. Dry
8. Apply deodorant

I get ready:

1. Run bath
2. Get in bath
3. Use shampoo
4. Use conditioner
5. File feet
6. Use body scrub
7. Shave under arms
8. Shave legs
9. Shave bikini line
10. Use soap
11. Plug in shower attachment and clean debris from all of the above off self and tub
12. Get out of bath
13. Dry
14. Apply hair straightening balm
15. Apply face moisturizer
16. Apply body moisturizer
17. Apply deodorant
18. Use normal hairdryer to reach 50% dryness
19. Use special hairdryer with straightening attachment to reach 100% dryness
20. Use straightening irons
21. Sit in front of fan to settle hair
22. Apply finishing spray to hair
23. Pluck eyebrows
24. Apply dye to eyebrows and lashes
25. Clean up hair from bathroom floor and counter tops
26. Remove dye from eyebrows and lashes
27. Apply makeup

And that, my friends, is just a normal day. By someone who is in the middle of reading Naomi Wolf’s The Beauty Myth, no less. At least I know to say it myself before someone else has to: SUCKER!